Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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