trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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