She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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