how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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