I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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