the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
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His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
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I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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