i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
