these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
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my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
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