I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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