pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
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Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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