Dual....:-)
you will always have a special place in my vag
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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