i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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