Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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