It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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