Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
he told me I talked like a deaf person
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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