I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
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guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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