Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
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If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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