my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
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Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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