she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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