There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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