FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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