I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
You were trust falling into bushes
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
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