How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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