There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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