ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Are we still banned from the library?
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I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
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Is this like a preordered booty call?
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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