Whod you bang
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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