yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
It's rum buckets o'clock
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
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