what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
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Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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