Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
