Already got asked if we're dating
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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