Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
porn star boner night. come get it.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
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