your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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