Me too!
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
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What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
God, I missed his penis.
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