Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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