Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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