im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
only you would photoshop your dick
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
This is the high leading the old right now
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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