You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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