he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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