I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
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After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
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