a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Someone shattered a urinal.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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