thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
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you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
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