I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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