I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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