AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
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possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
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We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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