I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
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