need another drink. this is the easiest way
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
