Who did Billy Mays play for?
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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