I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
ok first of all what the fuck
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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