You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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