i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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