Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
it glows. i had to have it.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
how does that bad decision feel?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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