wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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