i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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