I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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