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I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
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Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
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I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
My vagina is officially offended.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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