how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
